Five Question Friday (one day late)

My dear friend, Mama M has a fun little blog carnival going on and YOU need to head over and check it out!  Here are my answers for the week, sure to entertain.

1.Worst trouble you ever got into as a teenager?
Hmm...too many to count!  Although, I only got in trouble once.  Oh, you want the dirt?  Well, the one time I got in trouble (you know, cause I had easy going parents), I LIED!  Yep, sister found a cigarette, I played it as not mine, my mom got me to confess, and I was grounded TWO WEEKS...for LYING!!!!  Not smoking, I mean what could they do, my dad smoked at 13.  Never lied again!

What else I did and didn't get in trouble for...
*smoked
*drank (in school/out of school)
*involved in steeling a jet ski
*attended drug deals
*had sex
*swore
*skipped school (is it skipping if you have parent's permission)
Oh, you thought I was an angel.  Sorry, sadly mistaken on your part!

2. Are you a morning person or a night person?
NIGHT OWL!  There is no bone in my body that is a morning person.  Unless it's mega early to catch a flight out of the frozen tundra, then I can't sleep at all!  Oh and my husband and son...early birds!  My daughter and I, you won't see the whites of our eyes till 8:30am at the earliest!

3. Are you a one-handed or a two-handed Texter?
Two-handed

4. Democrat, Republican, or Independent..or maybe even Green Party (whatever that is).
Republican, cause Liberatarians never will win.  I am a conservative, but really wish government would not micromanage us.

5. Are you a pet person?
NOPE, don't hate me!  GROSS!  I can't stand the slobber, hair, dirty paws, stench...YUCK!!!!  We are frog and fish people, you know, they stay in a tank!  Although, for my kids sake, I'd love to be a dog person.  I just can't do it though.  AS a kid, loved pets!  We had guinea pigs, rabbits, dogs, cats, chinchillas...loved it.  NOW, I'm a clean freak and can't stand 'em!