Not Me Monday

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I on the other hand, am a perfect date! I would never throw a fit and say I'm not going to a party because my husband so kindly says, "that's what you're wearing? It makes you look bigger than you are." Um, nope I wasn't going to wear this just put it on to hear you say that and I'm certainly not going either! I mean really I have nothing to wear! Oh wait, I do have those jeans in the dirty laundry, I'll just wear those. Gasp!

At said party, I absolutely did not eat like seven mini desserts. I would never cram that much in just to "try" my friends' desserts! I'm on a diet after all. I also did not tell my most embarrassing moment in front of several people I JUST met! Who would do such a thing?

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