Contentment

 

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This week is a week of craziness!

My kids had a blast playing in the water this week...

Little did they know, I enjoyed the hour and a half I had to clean the house in peace!

I would never send them out just to have peace and quiet, not me!

We visited the Mall of America this week as well.

The kids enjoyed Lego Land with daddy while I checked out Gap Kids, Children's Place, and Gymboree! I would never intentionally suggest daddy take them to Lego Land, so I could shop in peace! Not Me!

I also got up at 4:30am this week and hit the Y by 5! I am determined to lose weight! So determined, I would never eat a egg mcmuffin at Target and procede to finish my daughter's too! Nope, not me! While at Target, I most certainly was not wearing my workout clothes and the children MOST certainly did NOT have their PJs on! I mean really what mother would do that! After leaving Target in said PJs, we most certainly did not procede to Big Lots! i would never subject my Pj wearing kids to public humility! Not Me!

Today, I woke up at 5:15am to get to the Y  6am and made breakfast for my son for the 1st day of school!  I also made my hubby breakfast too.  I would never leave a dear friend at the Y waiting for me!  (Ok, so my alarm didn't go off, and I feel horrible!  I made it sound like I did it on purpose!)

I most certainly did not tell my dear son that the school would call if I sent cookies and candies for snacks!  I would never lie to my child to get him to eat healthier, what mother would do that!

So, there you have it!  All the things I would never have done this week!  Oh and I ALWAYS use perfect English too!